The kit arrived in the mail ... it came with a long list of instructions and a couple of cotton swabs.
I hate being poked and prodded, and I wasn't about to let Mommy w stick something that wasn't food in my mouth.
"Come on Lemondrop, be a good boy ..." Mommy w coaxed. Uh-uh, nope, I was having none of it ...
But then Mommy w got out the cheese ... she knows I can't resist cheese ... or any kind of food for that matter. Oh alright ... I'll give you 5 seconds for one piece of cheese.
Mommy w rubbed the cotton swab around the inside of my cheek. It wasn't that bad, it was even quite chewable. Oops, I don't think I was supposed to do that!
Another piece of cheese for that 2nd swab please Mommy.
Mommy w filled in all my personal details .... see my name on the cover of the swab?
Then my mommies waited and waited ... and I just went about eating, sleeping and chasing my Yellow Ball as usual. Finally one day Mommy w exclaims to me "Lemondrop, you're a pure beagle!!! OMG, I don't believe it, I was sure there was something else in you. You don't look like a pure beagle!"
So I'm totally confused. What is a pure beagle supposed to look like anyway? Yes, I have longer legs (to run fast fast), and spots on my back (maybe from too much sun when I run on beach), and I chase balls instead of hunting animals (do they really want me to bring them back a bloody dead rabbit for lunch??!); but I have the nose of a beagle (I smell food within a 2 mile radius), I have a appetite of a beagle (eat fast, get more food) and I am capable of giving the most adorable doe-eyed beagle look (especially when my mommies are eating, it works really well).
If Snoopy is a beagle (let me remind you that he's as white as snow, not exactly good camouflage for hunting), I most definitely am a beagle too!!
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